I really love my penis,
even in the morning
when It is a little stiff.
Even when It smiles at me
and I really have to piss.
Oh, yes I love my penis
and I think you'd love It too!
I really love my penis,
even in the afternoon,
when It sits so peaceful
and tells me them stories of days gone by,
of them maidens with oh so shining hair.
Oh, yes I love my penis
and I think you'd love It too!
I really love my penis
in the latest nights
It lets me let off steam
and fall asleep with ease.
I really love my penis
and you would love It too,
if just HE had a penis,
half as good as mine!