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Aug 2018
.    i was right about no. 10,044...
turns out the solution was, always going
to be
:

6   4   5   1   2   7   9   3   8
7   8   3   5   6   9   1   2   4
9   1   2   4   8   3   5   6   7
5   2   8   7   1   6   4   9   3
9   7   4   3   5   2   6   8   1
3   6   1   8   9   4   7   5   2
2   x   7   6   3   5   8   1   9
1   5   9   2   7   8   3   4   6
8   3   6   9   4   1   2   7   5

muttley *** heath ledger's joker...

or?

    hmm...
  
     general giggles in England -

belgians in the congo:
and you would... trust...
these ******* chocolatiers...
to import, anything but coco?

yes, all inclusive moving parts...
but i'll still never know
why: jane austen,
rather than mary shelley
is the face on the 5 quid
Australian style banknote...

can't convince me,
won't convince...
read some alternative Joyce
with Beckett...

mary shelley should
be on the banknote...
counter to pride & prejudice:
i.e.?
   pomp und umstand;
way past "discussing"
british imports to the U.S.,
how about in reverse?

bruce springsteen's
born in the u.s.a.
  versus billy joel's
      we didn't start the fire...

a snigger, is an asthmatic's version
of a short breath,
but also providing laughter...
     but when you can't help
doing something:
you don't let it implode into
a cordiality nonsense of having
neighbours...

  god... i love the language...
but having acquired the ***** up my ***
type of mannerisms...
boils the brain right from inside
the cranium...
              and i feel for the english...
which begs me to wonder...
so there's a british olympic team...
there are the rugby british lions...
but then, when it comes
to football...
there's the welsh side, the pict side,
the english and the nord irisch side...
enlighten me,
when this bit of bollocking
starts to make sense, if "sense":
if anything at all,
deviating from david copperfield.

nope... never read Dickens...
and don't expect to die
having read any of it...
      "sorry"?
   see... i hate english mannerisms
sometimes, love the language,
would die for it, having used it so
much, overtime over
                the heimatspreschen...

always the snigger...
never... the over-iterated gasping
of vowels...
  dissociated from consonants...
after all... within the tetragrammaton...
H - is a loose noun...
more... a sigh or a laughter crutch.

one's a vowel herder...
the other?
        a vowel disperser.
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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