In a grand release of exposition did I stumble through this mess. Thrown into the midst of my own story. Where am I? Who am I? What did I have for dinner the night before? The night before that? Does it matter? Yes, I suppose it does. It's all supposed to matter right? That's the whole purpose of the story and if the story doesn't matter then the elements don't matter and if the elements don't matter than I don't matter. Wait. I don't, do I? But I'm here and I'm supposed to do something. But what is that something? Ah **** it. That's what I get for coming in on the back end of the story I guess.