unlike those... europeans...
who succumb to rasta culture
of dreadlocks...
   only recently...
an itchy underside of what
constitutes
a chin...
kept scratching it...
scratching, scratching...
no good...
         thank **** for
the turks bringing bulgarian
prostitutes to england...
and themselves...
  as barbers to these isles...
who the hell could cut
my hair, and trim my beard,
at the same time,
if not an ottoman?!
     i had to bypass the itchy
underside of the chin...
   hmm...
   what would an ottoman do?
     ****! yes!
macadamia: natural oil...
so i started rubbing it
into my ****** *****...
      deep repair masque...
so... women pretend
this magic...
   as... the hagia sophia...
when they do not
have any dermatological
problems, apart from aging?
so...
   what does a woman's ******
cream, do...
to a man's beard?
   apparently the itch
disappears...
              don't ask me how...
and... **** me...
like shining shoes
for some wall st. ****...
the hairs... all shiny!
      and the hairs?
soft...
      it's not even that *****
hairs matter,
or are a digression,
or a nuisance...
     but when they're so well oiled...
thus, subsequently: so soft,
making them decategorised
as ***** on a face?

- but you rub into your beard
what women address their skin
with, confined to
the dermatological pact of mortality?
and then you use the same
cream... and rub it into your beard?
**** me... what an ******!
scented *****!
   like... donning a strawberry
flavored ******!

i should do this, more often...
    get myself a Janissary style beard...
well oiled... glee-bidden...
      and scented... unlike your usual
    *****... suffocated by underwear...
turks?
    probably the only...
no... the only barbers in the world...
i wouldn't trust any ethnicity
with addressing hair and beard...
other than a turk...

                     because... why would
you sacrifice yourself to a unisex
    salon of "european pride"?
a bit pointless...
   given that...
   no one does the barber...
as well as a turk... always will.