Three tread on tires Long ago led me to feel hired By Paul Longview Down at the corner candy store. I know that sound Off the wall compared to Bob Ryan But it's telling a long story, A long story About how desperate I have been And still am To be holding a job. Why me you ask As if the simplest task For me Is for real effort And I'd rather watch TV. I guess it was my fathers influence With that tip there's nothing Like hard work that does the job for me And just to be employed though, I do not feel like I'm having A delusion of having a bunch Of working class gifts. "There put That in your pipe and smoke it"