I want to thank
Mel, Charlie, Michael and Nick
For their Eternal Bad Boy Persona
And by continuing to **** Hollywood’s ****


Now it is true our Hollywood Heroes are ageing rapidly
Before our eyes
Makes a true fan cry


But this quartet’s private and public behavior
Fueled by solipsist ***, ***** and drugs
Have propelled them to the top of the Hollywood game
We are so grateful their vices and need for constant reward and pleasure
Haven’t driven them completely insane


They have all slowed down a bit
But through their hard work
They have all achieved the honor of being crowned
The Top Hollywood Celebrity Twit


I want to be clear
I write this with the utmost respect
I am just another
Frustrated and Jealous poetic insect
Observing from afar
From inside my jar


All the Hell-Raising Activity
Rants and Chants
Have far eclipsed their
Great Cinematic Art


The Devil is proud of his Disciple’s
One day he prays to collect their souls
When they finally fall
And we see their name on the
Entertainment Tonight  Obit Crawl

If it wasn’t for these brave men achieving their PHD in Abuse
Physical, Emotional, Psychological, Romantic, Financial and Verbal
Their Lives and Art would be quite obtuse


These unbalanced Alpha Males
Have delighted us for years
We all Love to read and see their Lives, Mind and Souls torn apart
Please Guys more tears


So the next time you see a Celebrity
Being exposed as a Fool
Think about what these creative angels
Are willing to go through
To entertain us all



The Adoring Fans
All Floating in
Hollywood’s Cesspool