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Jul 2018
Father McGowan inveterate [                ], [  ], [         ]
Star Trek fan,                       goes     to the convention
in pointed  rubber ears              & wearing his clerical        collar;
he isn't gay but the                      nerdy girls in skimpy
space-age                               costumes  & body paint,
think it's fun to                       get a rise out
of the respectable              prelate who surprises them
w/ fluent Klingon: the                    hotel room
where he wakes up praying;         the two        
Romulans     from Ohio                                           passed out drunk;               one no more XXXXXX - ***'s [XXXXXX]
than a young          teenager,
                     the other appearing to be      her mother;
Father McGowan blesses them       &             gets off
the floor; he's       fitting on his collar
                 when the Romulan mother
wakes up searching [        ]  for a drink & another round
of heavy petting
                    [today is Sunday]
        he says [do u want the Eucharist?]
     [I've never heard it called that before]        
               she said, going on her knees
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