makes me grumpy, no, not because I don't delight in strings of coloured bulbs and the flavor of lip chap and hot chocolate sticky, and the bright eyes of young magickers but because it seems that whatever the occasion, any revelry that involves thousands of people destroys the city, belches post-apocalyptic refuse, and shoulder-shoves old men, knees small children. The reason I don't like the Santa Claus Parade is that once it's over everything that happened within the anonymity drug affect of invisible hordes and the ambulances pulling away is nobody's fault. Merry Christmas.