/                                          i might fail,
               and i probably will...

but when i do?

    i'll do it, in the most
spectacular fashion...

   hands outstretched:

- )wearing socks,
a ****** t-shirt,
   work
             shorts
and a pair stinking slippers;
forget the fluorescent
  gypsy
boxer shorts( -

               like a ***!

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

   god, some people are
not even allowed to laugh
at this sort of ****, content,
****! "thing";

why can't
people find like a ***, funny?
5am, mid july isn't
exactly funny to me either...
so?
      point to the beef!

   ****...
                      chops anyone?
can't get cheaper than that:
                                 swear to god;

the ******* already sold
the original intention
and subsequently called a case
for copyright.

- and the next item of history?
well...
   it's not like they're invited!

    i know, horrid, cheap, comedy,
i already know the censor aspect
of me writing it:
(a) you consider it to be "comedy",
(b) you shut the **** up...
(c) ha ha ha ha -
(d) a very personal
joke
   (e) no actual sense of humour
to begin with to craft
a laugh...

                 one word:
  a wave of the hand attempting to fake
brushing off flies like a cow's tail
and...
                           'whatever'...

i tried, i failed,
     now i'll...

                     the brighton pier burn,
as it did...

    so?

         i'll watch habana implode...

       then?

    surely that didn't happen...

well...

     whatever and doesn't

                                 happen next:

just so we can get a snapshot of
a muted: oops! contrasted
by an authentic
****** expression worth
of a model looking "surprised".