You drive me nuts
You drive me crazy
I hate your guts
But you’re my baby

I choked you once
You called me daddy
I’m the one you trust
Because you’re batty

I’m on the cusp
But I’m too lazy
I pack a punch
That’ll make you dizzy

Call it a hunch
Your hair is wavy
You knocked me out
You tried to save me

You fed me lunch
Something with gravy
It had a crunch
But it was tasty

You took a razor
And tried to shave me
You cut my throat
And nearly killed me

You’re on the bed
You look so ****
Despite your looks
Your eyes are deadly

You’ve got the goods
My mind is hazy
You’re looking good
I’m condescending

Your mouth is filth
So controversially
You come from wealth
You have a bounty

Gonna beat that ***
Don’t you dare me
The bullets fly
When things get hairy

The end is near
You still can’t change me
I’ll fight and groan
It makes me manly

You hate my guts
But you love me
Gave you an inch
But you took fifty

Now I’m out of time
Don’t contradict me
Now hurry up
It’s time, we’re leaving