you...
  you really don't know what
i can do with a cat,

and a trouser belt...
without a buckle...

      in the the night...

it's not exactly the joke
of the american president:
i have a tie tied
reaching to my zipper!

see...
playing snake with
the belt using the canvas of my
cat?
seeing how he "suddenly"
became bored awiting 4th july heat...

leather belt was never
exactly going to be snake...
but then... it hit me!

boxing gloves!

it wasn't to roll up the pretend snake
into liquorice 6...
     ****! had to unroll the *******...
turn outs?
   a decent boxing glove!
   wrapped around your knuckles...
perfect cushion effect....
a trouser-belt,
   wrapped around your
knuckles?!
   you kidding me?!

   unless you're a woman,
and needing a slap against the face?
what you're waiting for?!
cushion your hand,
and the *******
who's going to start
the rhetorical question of:
slap silly with that k.o.

****... have to take a selfie;
which i won't...
            which i will...

  extra pork don't really matter,
not advocating islam...
pork has to have its uses,
one war or the other...

          new boxing gloves?
a trouser belt,
coiling on your hand
to protect your knuckles?
    
      prior to play pretend a serpent
with it with a cat at night?

have my yawn?
good, thank you...
   so you want to hear my improvisation
of boxing gloves, or not?
trouser-belt...
wrapped around the knuckles...
i mean tight,
like a 32" waist on a man...

oh look... pwetty pwetty daffodil diff
is putting on
her mini-skirt: thwill!
   better get the hard-on,
         to accent her **** swets!