I want to fight - literally - like the kind where I step in a ring of some kind and beat the crap out of a stranger. I want to use this muscle I've done nothing to earn. I want a mouthguard with my name on it and gloves with 'your name' on them. The expert says they'll call me Mayhem - the dancer who fights, the cheerleader who fights. I've never fought before, but a part of me knows I was made for it.