Before my first day of school I knew how to read and write
But mom thought it important That I memorize Our home phone number.
In retrospect She worried that a stranger Might sweep me up and secret me away.
How cute. That oneβs deepest fear Would be kidnapping
And how sweet That her dearest friend The one she couldnβt bear to lose Would be her five-year-old
Good times
A "home phone number" refers to old style land line phones that were not mobile. Land lines were usually tetheted to a wall or they sat on a desk or table.