There once was a lass
By the name of Molly Robbins

A dark souled *****
Who'd knick ya as **** ya

'Cept for a strappin lad
Named Johnny

For Johnny she'd burn
the whole world around them
To ash

Johnny, knownin this
And lovin her as much the rest
Flitered the two of em away

And aboard a tiny skiff
Onto the dark grey sea

And none the rest were er' hurt