the floor turned into something strange and i fell through the floor. in the basement looking up at clouds and lightning; kinda frightening. tried to climb the stairs to reach the surface; there was nothing there. by nothing i mean clouds and air; not my sofa nor my chair. an angel flew to me from somewhere; kicked me in the face. "you can't be up here, stupid boy." it morphed into an octopus. octopus and angels? what? did someone drug me in my sleep? i sat atop my dryer contemplating what to do. the floor beneath the dryer also transformed into something strange. my dryer and i fell through the sky for twenty-seven minutes. we landed in a cemetery; our parts were tossed amongst the graves. the acid rain then melted every living thing on earth away.