Shiny finger and a diamond ring
Smells real bad, pulled it out of your ***
Like all the other promises that are clogging up my toilet
I need a plumber not some guy in his twenties having cronic diarrhea.
I've been patient for years, but here is where it ends
You're not my child who needs wiping and cleaning
After the **** which i'm sure you're even eating
How else could it be that you still hope to marry me
Honestly, just get out of here.
I've met a new man, he's called Waluigi
He's pretty good at playing tennis
And even though he doesn't smash, he got a trophy so i'll give him pass.