Satan used to be my Father’s right hand. We called him Lucifer then, ‘the light bringer’ as he always had a ready match. Right hand, get it? But somehow he got the idea the old man was holding out on him. He got together a bunch of his boys; Beelzebub, Asmodius, Moloch, all well-known troublemakers, and tried to take the territory for himself, storming Heaven; but he didn’t count on the Angels that didn’t rebel: Michael, Gabriel, Ariel and so forth. It was Michael showed him the door, taking him on mano-a-mano in front of everybody. It was a humiliating defeat and Lucifer and his boys were cast out with their tails tucked between their legs. Now fallen, as Satan, the devil ran a string of basement speakeasies and illegal gambling joints. The scratch they brought in had him thinking maybe one day he’d have another shot at taking what he thought should rightfully have been his in the first place. It had, of course come to me, and look what I had done with it.