Mr pretend, oh. he is so kind,
he's dancing around, blending into the crowd.
Mr pretend is one of its kind,
he helps you forget who you are from inside.
The people who have him are lucky indeed,
they can wear him whenever they need.
One day you're a worker, the other, a mom,
sometimes you're saint, and when it's needed - you're totally dumb.
And when you're going to sleep, late at night,
Don't worry, just close your eyes really tight,
And pretend you're doing it all: right.