Stare at me all day Just poke and click away You couldn’t make it without me no way I hold your money and friends I tell you all the trends You would never leave me in the end I could find you love or the plug Even help to fix your rug I stay in your hand like a drug I make you look fleek Take you to your peak But if I die you go weak I control your car, lights, and fridge Get you over a bridge You cry if I cracked a smidge Your kids beg to have me Will be salty like the sea If you took away their glee I’m always bought and sold I will never get old Because you can’t break my hold I was made to call and that’s it However thanks to some much witt Now I’m humanity’s only fit