loving u is easy b/c u're a dog; u get wet
& shake all over my rug; u jump on my
bed & want to wrestle & when I try to
stick it in u offer me ur ; I love u b/c u're
a mutt, a animal from the street, mangy
& unkempt; let me wash & shower w/ u
& scrub ur ***** backside of street grime
from sleeping in hallways & alleys; once
u're clean we'll put on some jewelry; get
u a pedicure & ******, manicure & make-up;
a nice set of silk stockings & colorful
flouncy party dress: I love u b/c u're a dog
but no one will notice ur tail in that get-up