Hidden money,
Hidden Cigarettes,
***** sweat socks,
Neat articles of clothing
You didn't know you had,
Shoes you had forgotten about,
Especially bedroom surprises,
Books you've been putting off reading,
Wadded up colored funny papers
From old Sunday papers and their Sunday
Papers right there, some rotting
You name it, you can find it
Including ***** plates with spoiled food
And ants collecting all about them
Or even a dead mouse, stuffed from
The spoiled food.