i dreamt last night a sickness spread among us. the skies seemed to want us dead. the world had ceased its turning and all fences had fallen down. the rooves had blown off of all of your favorite record stores. your tires were flat and there was nothing you could do about it. see? i can play god, too. my heart stopped beating at 2:16am and they put me back together in under two minutes and thirteen seconds. they didn’t understand that i liked it better the way things were before. where’s tommy? where’s tommy? where’s tommy? it’s not a big deal, i guess, but i can’t pronounce mommy. just could you make sure she’s here next time, please?