the antique world           got into a quarrel
over Christian            versus pagans; first
the pagans             had the upper hand b/c
their rituals           featured naked women
& *****; the              n  the Christians got
politicized &           seized the upper hand;
banning naked         women & *****; then
the Protestants         came along & divided
Christianity            which was already split
between east &          west & people started
drinking again &        women danced naked
in public again;          then the Conservative
Christians  came           along & people keep
drinking & naked         women keep dancing
no matter how hard        they try try to stop it