Martha Plimpton; earnest Method
actor in the school of Laura Dern
& Jodie Foster made a bundle just
last year playing a sitcom mom to
a funny gay kid; now she's behind
the camera writing & directing anti-

patriarchal feminist screeds;

Patricia Arquette can make a bundle
playing wizened street hookers w/
hearts of gold & go on to produce &
star in indy chick flicks as earnest
suburban lesbian housewife along w/
every feminist including Stormy Daniels