a man never forgets his first *****; kissing Karen Goodman in third grade in the bat-house of the Bronx zoo; she gripped my fingers & brought her face to mine; otherwise I'd have never found hers in the dark kissing a beautiful nine-year-old redhead i n the bat-house w/ all the screeching bats everywhere made me wonder why Batman didn't initially recruit a Batgirl instead of the under- dressed Boy Wonder; they could have called the team Batman & Batgirl; the Dating Duo & then Batwife - the catwoman is on the prowl ; 'where do u think u're going?' The Joker is on the loose, & we can't find a babysitter.