watching the grit off my naked Barbie
I accidentally pulled her head off & I
thought instantly of the beheading of
Saint Barbara by her own father in the
ton square w/ the blessing of the local
Bishop who couldn't bring himself to
behead the pious ****** teenager whose
long brunette hair washed with blood,
eyes staring wide & mouth open; boys
passing the head around in the church
taking turns ******* Barbara's sainted
mouth, her lips staying red & moist; in
the end the head is placed w/ the other
Holy Relics & never grows old or dry
but stays as fresh & vibrant & alive as
the day her father publicly chopped her
head off; the tale of Saint Barbara's is so
fantastic it's legendary; the skull has
been known to sing & whisper in prayer
besides giving the best head in heaven
or on earth to this very day, locked in a
vault in the Vatican there to greet the
Messiah when he comes & restores Babs'
great head to her wonderful resurrected
19yo body to make the sexiest Brunette
Saint in all of God's creation; Barbara,
patron saint of the ******* ******