Here we go again, Down a cursed road, Trying not to worry While carrying this heavy load. It really isn’t your fault, For I am damaged goods, So take it as a grain of salt And head for the woods. Don’t let me near your life Or close to you at all Because in a matter of time I will surely fall. Please guard yourself against My misconceptions And make sure to say the truth And leave no perceptions. Of course I would advise No contact whatsoever But you are so kind And don’t know better. So naïve and clueless boy Run as fast as you can Because before long I will want you as my man.