We were having such a picnic When the uninvited guests all came~ One million and one little ants They made the whole day such a pain~ They helped themselves to all the sweets And they got into the jam~ They crawled all over all the meat And even into the frying pan~ But it was just the limit When they crawled up grandma's leg~ And they bit her too it is true And the things my grandma said~ We were having such a lovely picnic When the uninvited guests all came~ My dad he just laughed out loud And said he thought it was going to rain ~.