Frenchmen once said that a man is defined by his beard not his hands or the size of his heart
A man is someone who you can wake up at two a.m and expect him to not wake unless you put an *** in his face
Then it's a debate, whether the *** is great
But of course he'll proceed to sleep when that's been made clear because a man needs his rest like.. everyone else.
But don't think men are like everyone, we are nothing like others except like every other man who owns a pair of gloves
Why gloves you may ask, well it's simple
Our wives got them to us for christmas, doesn't mean we wear them but we own them and that itself is a reason to be a proud man for we have achieved a family who spends money on things we'll never use and who needs money when you got a three year old kid who calls you daddy when you come home from golfing.
And there's your wife, asking preference for dinner and we sure love some chicken but today he kinda feels like eating out because a man will always get what he wants.