"It's midnight, and you're not in the apartment. Where are you right now?"
"I'm lying on my back in the forest hoping to take root so I don't have to go to school tomorrow."
"You're the one paying for your college tuition. It's your loss. But seriously, you can't just disappear without warning like that. It nearly gave me a heart attack."
"You do care. I wasn't sure."
"How can you even joke about that? I was worried sick. You're in a forest for crying out loud. What if you get eaten by a bear?"
"Then I'll see you again in the afterlife. And I won't have to finish college."