I promise, to watch you everyday. To like everything you do, even when others don't. I promise to share you to all of my friends, but tell them I found you first. When you need a smile, I will make a gif of yours and watch it loop.
If better, means making your view count higher, count me in.....count me in a 1, 000, 000 times. If worse, means staying up past 3am to see your new video, let me be an insomniac.
I will care for you, when you catch a virus. I will never cheat on you, with another channel of viewers.
I will subscribe to every, heartbeat, breath, and click. I can muster.
You are my tube. and I promise to love you, till we crash.
Written (2012)
Author: Yup....we went to the weird part of youtube.....we can't come back.