Marrying into the royal family makes u a descendant of
Henry VIII & makes u the ones that burned Joan of Arc;
makes u a round head opponent of the Pope  & red coat
fighting against our colonial forefathers; makes u some
how a descendant of King Arthur & Germanicus, father
of Caligula; makes u heir to the wealth of all India, tea;
what else has India got? Hinduism, Buddhism, Aruveda
& Bollywood, Intellectual desis,  those dumb-*** Patels
that own all the hotels; makes u responsible for Crimea,
Partition, the Palestinian Mandate   & the United States