If they are selling, Then you know they're, Ripping you off. ******* out for profit, The game rigged, They will always win.
Insanely low prices? You know they still make money. Corrupt corporate company, Money loving thieves, All a question of, How much they can take.
Buying for cents, Selling for dollars. If you want what we are selling, You'll have to put on this collar. Jump through the hoops, As we throw you for some loops.
You think you're getting the deal? You're buying for, Three times the price. We say we aren't fake, But there is no way we're real. Now everyone pay up.