if Santa were god would we ask for a train?
if Santa were god I'd ask for a better brain

there is only one thing I'd ever want if  S.C were god
to be normal, your equal as you would see
all i am is a duck that is odd

no longer do i want the pain
all i want is my pride and glory
all i want to do is wash off this stain
its really nothing like a fairy tale story.

so Santa if you were god just take back the "gift",
and hand me that coal
just remove the scars and give me a lift,
up to the top of the world where i belong, that is my only goal.