She worked on a property that I did too And she lived in the main homestead~ I lived in a bunkhouse where I had my gear And where I slept in a bunkhouse bed~ I never wanted to get to know her As I really needed to not get the sack~ But she kept on being way too nice And she kept on coming back~ She wore a raincoat on that rainy night That she knocked upon my bunkhouse door~ And asked if I could spare a cup of coffee As she sat down on my rug near by the fire on my floor~ I said take off your raincoat why don't you She then said as if she was singing a song~ Well you did asked me once to drop around When I had nothen on~ What the hell are you smiling about I said Then she stood and removed that coat~ My eyes almost left their sockets And there was no way I could clear my throat~ Next morning she donned that coat again And slowly walked out of my door~ Looking over her shoulder and said Coffees good .. I'll be back for more~ Never have I loved raincoats so much Can't wait to see that one again~ And now I go into a coughing fit Whenever the boss says , God I'd **** for rain ~