I've always liked the old academic
wheeze that a roomful of wild monkeys
given unlimited time would write
the complete works of Shakespeare;

I just love that idea b/c
sometimes it feels like
all I've got is a roomful
of wild monkeys;

monkeys
will smoke given cigarettes,
do coke given coke & drink
when given alcohol; I'm always
wondering why wouldn't
they write stuff that was
better than Shakespeare?