I want some of that rom-com ****.
It seems like a good way to stay entertained.
I want you to drive me crazy.
Just as long as you don't leave me strained.

I want make out sessions at midnight.
And all your nagging too.
I want to be able to feel your smile through walls.
While I'm singing in the loo.

I want our first kiss to be cheesy as hell.
Maybe standing in the rain?
I want to always be on track.
Let us never de-rail our train.

I want to be your Adam *******.
I'll be your wedding singer.
You can bet I'll try to solve your problems.
Just call me Jerry Springer.