The issue w/ sphincter-based philosophies
of Beauty is that they appear to deal solely
w/ superficial externals; hedonism, Epicureanism,
our lusts, passions & romantic, scientific dreams
brought us to this; enjoying rancid **** in the street,
ya-ya going out to the dark hills;
there she meets an all female film crew &
make the documentary on the origin of *******
in whom we are well pleased; attended by Christ
who multiplied the ******; in that day was founded
on this ****** ground the city of *****
by a Savior unsung b/c he couldn't sing, his priestess
the Karaoke Queen even at that ancient date
did a mean dance w/ long thick snakes;
pray for her if u wana-bana, she comes in rivers;
there were sodomites before there was a *****,
let us not for-get but la-ment for there were perverts
in the sacred hills of Zion jerking off in the bushes
to this day; ay, she is a Sainted ****** & a *****;
please give her lush wealth as the Queen of Shiba
& grant me the wisdom of Solomon to know
the long forgotten philosophies of *****, amen