Someone find me the ****** table,
I believe I've lost the game.
Is it to late now to fold,
When I've already gone all in?

Can someone tell me the rules,
Or the location of the manual.
Have I gone too far,
Without knowing what I'm doing?

You really are no help,
So I'll be fine in what I'm doing.
But can you spare one more moment,
To show me to the door?