Endless scoldings from the Nanny mean-face global fascist granny; data-driven witch of woe born of winter’s frigid flow.
Boys rebel in her dull school: passive subversion of her rule. Minds thus stagnate—shut down early graduating sullen, surly; unsure why they hate the world, emasculated and begirled.
Oh snap! No Haiku. Got to come up with one quick . . . OK (breathe again)