MEANAGERIE A TOI

Ring! Ring!

“Hello...who?”

“F* you!”

“What the . . ?”

“Sorry...that’s Secherazade!”

“Who. . .?”

“My cockatoo!”

“Oh!”

“Fyou!Fyou!F*you!”

“Slurp! Slurp!”

Even bigger: “. . .slurp!”

“What the. . .?”
“Sorry...that’s Harry!”

“Harry?”
“My Labrador!”

“Down boy...down I say!”

“Purrr...purrr!”

“Are you purring?”
“No...that’s Brat!”

“Brat!”
“My cat!”

“Anyway...how are you?”