ducks It was an early Sunday morning in June A man I a rowing boat stealing ducks in the lake, who thought he was there to feed them, bagged two before the others got the message, this was not a nice man with a bag of breadcrumbs. Two mighty swans didn't like this they swam to the boat pulled the man out and held him under the water till he stopped struggling. Empty rowboat in the lake a mystery, his body was found next day; an accident they concluded but didn't mention the dead ducks.