The saying goes: airports and funerals see the saddest people The saddest people are those at Walmart at midnight Dressed in the lazy pajamas of tomorrow morning And baggy eyed in the missed responsibilities of today Being at Walmart at midnight is like going to church on Tuesday Your timing was a little off, but at least you tried Aisles full of 'clearances' and 'don't look at me's' (but also please acknowledge my existence) And then I realize that I am at Walmart at midnight I am sad. But I am not cat-food-road-map-cart sad So, I got that going for me