Your top knot,
It looks so cute.
My top knot…
Does not.
Your top knot,
It makes you seem young and fun.
My top knot…
Does not.
Your top knot,
It’s a little messy but not too messy; really just the perfect amount of messy.
My top knot…
Looks like a sad, wispy rat’s nest.
Your top knot,
It’s fucking perfect.
My top knot…
What top knot? I’m wearing my hair down. Who’s talking about top knots?