Lindsay Lohan had her shot at being
everyone's favorite ***** for a week
until Amy Winehouse came along w/
talent & genuine skanky looks; Lohan
wore her ***** like a designer scent;
she was phony but real b/c she couldn't
be anything else; so ahead of her time
she burnt out her ******* somewhere
between Anne Margaret's sagging ****
& flat back when Kim Kardasian came
on the scene doing straight up *******
Lindsay didn't stand a chance w/ no ideals
but brilliantly surreal ideas she sang out