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Apr 2018
concept of meaning: nibbles
on the crumbs
of bread
fallen like snowflakes
upon the altar,
before the boa pounce,
and death...
a return to obliterating
a woman's 9 month's
worth of baggage...
come to think of it...
death is man's
concept of birth...
since the already
living...
       come first,
but with a **** second,
and a self-****
******* coming third...
hands down...
hardly the *******
Olympics,
jerking off 19th century
patriots when
hearing a national anthem;
and i'll be mysoginistic
on only one
observation...
drinking heavy liquor
really doesn't do women
much good...
    women don't know
how to drink...
                can't keep away
from their ***** tongue,
namely,  cleaning offices,
rather than earning the quick
buck in Amsterdam...
     I hate to say it but drunk
women are bog standard
bogus... unless employed
by a medical profession,
namely surgeons...
come to think of it...
a career in undertaking,
or at the butchers...
   fiddly intestines,  sure...
but a woman competing with
a man when drinking?
          too much...
nostalgia...
   too many regrets...
   and I hope tomorrow comes...
so I can knock myself out
hanging above
the bottle-neck of yet another
70cl absolute...
   room temp. Swedish *****
with a chaser?
       apparently,  not a problem;
as jealous as I might be,
living to being a centirian...
and a body, become baggage...
people will only settle the
abortion debate,  by settling
euthanasia, non debate...
      as lonely as:
what sort of drinker requires
company, whole drinking,
other than the promise of sleep,
and his sober self, returning
to the posit of a functioning day?
I didn't say women shouldn't drink...
I just said: women don't know
how to drink...
    no wonder... prohibiting
alcohol in Islam...
considering the fact that alcohol
works as a placebo
in faking audacity, biologically:
faking a rise in body temp....
no problem...
Islam two point oh...
curbing sugar intake...
if these camel jockeys think
alcohol is haram...
me thinks, adding sugar
to the list is next....
                   friend,
if you can't drink, or don't know
how to drink...
don't drink!
but don't think that replacing
high concentrate fermented sugars...
will be an excuse to
gorge on the current,
diabetica arabica.
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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