It had taken something like fourteen hours for the devil to make a cake for her perfect daughter all custard-filled and chocolate and I threw it down the stairs.
Not that I was trying to do so.
II.
It's just that I slipped on a rogue sock that had made its home on the sixth step down and when I lost balance I instinctively extended my legs and l a u n c h e d myself into the musty cosmos of the basement
And for a brief moment, I was Superman
III.
"Great, it's in the ******* carpeting" was all she had to say as I lay gasping on the concrete floor of the basement, pain blooming in my side and for a moment I thought that maybe I deserved to the pain because I broke the cake.
Either way, I hid the pain in my side for weeks and haven't eaten chocolate cake since.
IV.
My side doesn't hurt much anymore. And my soul burns a whole lot less.