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Apr 2018
call them papas ritz,
or how:
the non-homogenic
populace of
"diversity is our
stength" is falling
short of the soya sales...
can't be bothered,
can't be bothered
to tease 2 the fast food cashiers,
if I want indo-cuisine?
thanks I'll wash my hands
first, and make the food myself...
herring not far from
undermining ***- sushi,
just because your granny
was a ***** doesn't mean
that there's worthwhile
investment in burka burka Kabul...
**** C.I.A., K.G.B....
i  simply forgot how the acronyms work...
oops... samurai chop! butchers' p.t.s.d. clinic
for butchers... achtung! achtung!
nein eine shhhh....
          to monitor neo-**** slavs
is to **** upon Irish celt loud mouth
drunks... fuclingy jerbal leprechauns...
fizzy golden tooth mezmo Dubliners...
about as welcome in London
as doberman dogs bred with
    dachshund dwarfs...
             apparently political eugenics
left the crevices of shadow and skeleton
to breed an infernal crux rotten to the core
that might mind, a fictive, heart...
you can have the Irish scold
the British...
    but the Irish coming between
hyacinth  the bacon and the rhubarb
with competing catholicism?
pray for a hyenna of the graveyard...
better teach paddy a second time
that he's a ******* islander,
not, of continental breed...
   ******* paddies among
the princely english ****...
           makes me want to gesticulate
a *****'s worth of a woodland's tick...
to unscrew an I.O.U. worth
of the *******, dipped into
the ******* that's equivalent to your
brain...
              twiggy ******* ramirez...
as the Irish luck runs out,
friend outside mafia,
      about as friendly as witnessing
a scuttling rat, allowed to encompass
the breadth and depth,  
of any, other than a shamrock
Bostonian nacht...
                  ***** whipped?
thanks, I'll punch myself bare knuckled
goodnight.
no ******* manners among these turnips...
you pay due witness as yourself
over a stolen phone...
stand witness  and respect the court
of law...
     and then this ginger ****
        does the complete *******'s
worth of opposite....
                         next time he gets robbed...
I'll applaud the thief, and serve up
a kick in the *****, as an encore!
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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