We know you want to try ***
You're young and you want to try everything.
DON'T DO ***

Cuddling is a gateway drug.
They'll start you on a hug and move you on to something stronger.
Do you think eye contact is cool? Cos it's not.
If all the cool kids were talking would you talk too?

Why not stay inside?
It's safe. You won't suffer from intimacy or relationships there.
You should keep your head down in your phone.
Your phone will  most likely not want to have *** with you.
Your curtains will  most likely not want to have *** with you.
Your bed will  most likely not want to have *** with you.

Stay inside. Die alone.
DON'T DO ***.