Coulrophobia

(Poem by Serenus)

Ghostly

Chalk white face

With a blood smeared smile

Dead dark eyes

That beam into the

Soul of a child



A freakish laugh

That sounds off as a warning

Razor sharp teeth

Used to keep

Countless mothers mourning



The monster hiding under the bed

That gives your children chills

Playgrounds keep him fed

And babies are his “happy meals”



He is not your friend

Don’t believe his lies

He’ll eat your kids- alive

With a side of fries


He's a madman -Its apparent

He uses the alias Ronald...

Warning to ALL parents...

Stay the hell away

From McDonald's!